Jokes: Alphabet “i”

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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.
Student: I is the…
Teacher: Stop! Never put “is” after an “I”. Always put “am” after an “I”.
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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Jokes: Hundred Dollar

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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

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Jokes: Doctor Finger

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A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”

The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”

The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”

The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”

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Jokes: Dad and Son

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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

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