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Funny Facts: Hippo

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A hippo’s wide open mouth is big enough to fit a 4 foot tall child in.

Funny Facts: Honey

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To produce a single pound of honey, a single bee would have to visit 2 million flowers.

Jokes: Summer

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A teacher was asked to fill out a special questionnaire. One question said, “Give two reasons for entering the teaching profession.” The teacher wrote: “July and August.”

Jokes: African Elephant

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

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Funny Facts: Tarantula

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A tarantula can live without food for more than two years.

Funny Facts: Hardboiled egg

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A hardboiled egg will spin, but a soft boiled egg will not.

Jokes: Hedgehogs

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Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road and they’re by a zebra crossing. One says, “Don’t cross here!”

The other one says, “Why not?”

The first one says, “Look what happened to this zebra!”

Funny Facts: 2080 year

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The population is expected to rise to 10.8 billion by the year 2080.

Jokes: Skydiving

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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord – nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?”

Funny Facts: Cows kill

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Cows kill more people than sharks do.

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