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Funny Facts: New York and London

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New York drifts about one inch farther away from London each year.

 

Jokes: Oops, Sorry.

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“Do you know what really amazes me about you?”

“No. What?”

“Oops. Sorry. I was thinking about someone else!”

Funny Facts: Ketchup

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Ketchup was used as a medicine back in the 1930’s.

Jokes: Frog in my soup

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In a restaurant:
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.

Funny Facts: Mole

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A mole can dig a tunnel that is 300 feet long in only one night.

Jokes: My boss

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My boss is so unpopular even his own shadow refuses to follow him.

Jokes: Cow and Horse

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Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other: “Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?”
The other one says: “No, It doesn’t worry me, I’m a horse!”

Funny Facts: Sloth

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It would take a sloth one month to travel one mile.

Funny Facts: Gum

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The world’s oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9,000 years old!

Jokes: Humanitarians

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

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