Jokes in English Language


I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they’re having trouble installing windows.

Funny Facts

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Funny Facts in English Language.

It takes 42 facial muscles to frown but only 17 muscles to smile.

The Problem with Speaking English


Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Funny facts

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Every day, around 18 acres of pizza are eaten in America.

Bean Soup Joke in English

Customer: Waiter, what do you call this soup?
Waiter: It’s bean soup, sir.
Customer: I don’t care what it’s been. What is it now?



Bean (noun) = a common vegetable
To call (verb) = to name
Soup = cooked food in a liquid form
Been = Past participle of the verb To Be

Where is the catch?

Been (past participle of To Be) is pronounced the same as bean (the vegetable). The customer thinks the waiter is using the present perfect tense and saying, “It’s (It has) been soup”. In other words, it was soup in the past, but it is something different now. The customer wants to know what it is in the present tense. Really the waiter is saying however, is that “It is bean soup”.

Funny facts

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Camels can hold a grudge and wait for opportunity to take revenge.

American vs British – Translation


There are many British words which are different to American words.

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?


Let’s face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

Brick wall optical illusion


What do you see when you look at the brick wall?

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