- Electronic vinyl keyboard fits around the commode so you can tap out a tune with your toes while you tinkle! Mini music book guides you through such hits as "Tinkle Tinkle Little Star" and "Old MacDonald Had To Fart"--or, compose your own "master-pees!" Wipe clean with damp cloth. Auto shut-off; includes 3 replaceable button batteries. 22" x 20".Guests will surely feel the love when entering this home! Hardboard wall sign has peel & stick hangers for easy mounting. 15.5"x .25"x 5.75". Makes an excellent gift for wedding, anniversary, or housewarming. State 2 names up to 12 characters each, including punctuation, exactly as you want it to appear. Ships within Standard Shipping Time.You could travel the galaxy and still find no greater love than that shared by grandparents & grandkids! White ceramic 10 oz mug is microwave safe; hand wash recommended. Imported. State up to 6 names, up to 12 characters each name. Ships within standard shipping time.Dogs possess personalities and traits unique to each breed--usually understood only by those who own them! Heather gray T-shirt in 100% cotton. Imported. Choose breed from list. Allow 2-3 weeks.Helps Prevent Identity Theft & Fraud! This slim, zippered wallet organizes and protects up to 36 credit cards with a window pocket for your ID, and plenty of slots for cash, coins, and more! With RFID-blocking technology, it stops electronic pick pocketing, and wallet helps keep valuables secure with full, zip-around design. Low-profile, faux-leather look makes it attractive for men AND women, and easily fits in purse or pocket. 4.5" x 3.25" x 1".Busy wooden train transports a new cow, or delivers cans of milk or crates of fruit and vegetables to market. Engages young engineers for hours with colorful engine and 3 interchangeable cars for loading and unloading. 21" x 5.5" x 3". State name up to 12 characters. Allow 2-3 weeks. We must receive your order by Dec. 13th to ensure Christmas delivery.Wait for it... wait for it... LOL! It's fun watching people say this out loud (have you done it yet?) as they try to figure out what this "means." Tongue-in-cheek gray 100% cotton T-shirt provides plenty of chuckles. Imported.Why yell at your coworkers, when this little guy can do it for you? World-famous viral-video sensation stands atop his tree stump, ready to scream in traffic, at school, or in your pocket at the super market with the push of a button. 3"H with 1.75"-dia. base. Includes 3 button-cell batteries and 32-pg. illustrated pocket guide for your new friend and his real-life compadres. WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs. Ages 6+.Aunty Acid Disturbed Mug. Witty mug is the practical alternative to actually wearing a flashing yellow caution light! Ceramic 16-oz. mug is dishwasher and microwave safe. 4.75" tall.Laser engraved wood picture frame honors the memory of a beloved pet who will always hold a place in your heart. Easel backed; holds a 4"x 6" photo. State name up to 24 characters. Ships within standard shipping time.Book Of Barbs By The Elder Set! With old age comes gray hair, creaky joints, and an apparent license to speak one's mind without fear of consequence. Laugh along, but be prepared for some uncensored, no-holds-barred, comments and opinions! (Warning: Contains risque adult humor.) Softcover; 263 pages. Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned in exchange for the same title only.Powder forms an instant seal over the wound in seconds and it's safe to leave in place until the wound heals. Specially developed to stop bleeding for people on blood thinners because it doesn't rely on the normal clotting factors in your blood. The 4-single use packets are easy to keep in your pocket or purse so you always have on hand for emergencies.Whoa! Someone needs a pedicure! Foam sole slippers with vinyl toe toppers sprouting wispy "hair" are perfect for stomping around the man cave. One size fits up to men's shoe size 11.Wine Bottle With Glass On Top! Hilarious gag for wine lovers! It's a glass, AND it's a bottle! Our unique vessel lets you enjoy an entire 750 ml bottle of wine without ever having to refill your glass! Very handy when you don't feel like sharing, and so much classier than drinking straight from the bottle! Hand wash. 11.5" tall.Re-Activate Your Stem Cells To Make Wrinkles Disappear! Stem Cell Therapy is the newest bio-active topical cream that actually stimulates your own skin stem cells to grow smooth, supple, firm new skin. Three powerful ingredients, Phyko-AI-PF (increases skin production by 57%), Mitostime (re-activates stem cells), and Seractin (a youth compound targeted at decreasing your deepest wrinkles) all work together to help you turn back the clock. Results start to appear within 2 weeks of regular use. 1 oz.Perfect for hibernating or just chasing away the chill, these tartan plaid PJs are a true classic! Extra-soft double-brushed 100% cotton with button-up front, and non-slip soles. There's even a drop seat option to bring out the kid in you! Roomy fit for the ultimate in comfort. Machine wash/dry. Imported. Unisex sizes: SM (fits up to 5'6"; 130-150 lbs.), MD (up to 5'9"; 150-180 lbs.), LG (up to 6'0"; 180-210 lbs.), XL (up to 6'4"; 210-240 lbs.).Talk about getting right to the point of the painful truth! Ceramic 10-oz. mug is microwave safe; hand wash. State name up to 12 characters. Ships within standard shipping time. We must receive your order by December 13 to insure Christmas delivery.Enjoy curl-your-feet-up comfort! Cozy socks with moccasin-style non-skid soles will keep your feet toasty warm! Men's (gray) fits shoe sizes 9-12. Imported.The biting humor of Auntie Acid gets your favorite caregiver through the day. Contoured acrylic 16-oz. tumbler has an inner stainless steel wall, non-skid base and plastic sipping lid to prevent spills. 7" tall. Hand wash.So Lifelike, It "Breathes!" All the cuddly companionship of a real cat curled up for a nap on your lap! Stroke the plush synthetic fur and watch your kitten's body rise and fall with every breath. Breathes continuously for up to 4 months on single D battery (included). Realistically detailed, with tiny whiskers, pink painted nose & paw pads, and collar with tag. Your kitty comes with a pet carrier, bed, brush, and adoption certificate that you fill out. 10" x 7.5" x 3.5".Leave the hustle & bustle behind and trade the cell phone in your pocket for a Pocket Fisherman! Compact unit folds in half to fit in your pocket or store in your glove box. With a mini tackle box built into the handle, it's ready to use at a moment's notice--just unfold and wait for a bite! Includes hook, swivel, weight, bobber, line, replaceable reel with cartridge, and 2 bonus lures! 4"x 4"x 17".Her brand of humor is one sure way to get through the day, and still have a smile on your face! Ceramic 16-oz. mug is dishwasher and microwave safe. 4.75"H.No more cold feet! Unique thermal pile holds more warm air close to the skin, keeping feet warmer for longer, while maintaining superior moisture-wicking abilities. Extremely soft brushed inner fabric maximizes all-day warmth and comfort. Diabetic-friendly; non-binding. One size fits men's shoe size 7-12 and ladies' 8-13. Machine wash/dry. Acrylic/nylon/polyester/elastane blend. Imported.Never Need Batteries! Tiny built-in solar panel absorbs sunlight that sets this flower waving and bobbing on an imaginary breeze. Use indoors on a sunny window sill or outdoors in a bright, covered area. Delightful on your desk, too! Plastic. Colors may vary; our choice please. About 4.25" tall. WARNING: Choking hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.Add a "hole" new dimension to fun in the shower or bath! Super gag gift for the man who has everything! Personal hygiene has never been as stimulating. And it's good, clean fun for couples too! One size fits most (tee hee). 2 oz. of soap.Nothing brightens up your kitchen like a delightful image of your favorite breed of pups! Vibrant art silkscreened onto super-absorbent 100% Indian cotton towels, amply sized at 32" x 22". Designed in USA. Choose breed.Popular in the 50s, they still do the job today. Just slip over drinking glasses, cans or bottles. Absorbent terry material soaks up condensation and protects furniture from scratches and water rings. Also feels so comfortable when holding a chilly glass. Set of 8 in assorted colors.2-In-1 Non-Stick Grill & Griddle! Fry eggs, bacon, and flapjacks, AND grill burgers, steaks, and hot dogs right on your stovetop! The Double Grill is made with super-strong titanium and ceramic for the ultimate non-stick cooking surface! It will never scratch, and is oven safe up to 500°F. Foods (even cheeses!) slide right off--no oil or butter needed! Built-in grease basin for catching food drippings. PTFE/PFOA/PFOS-free, and dishwasher safe. 11.5" x 11.5" x 0.75". Sorry, express, rush delivery, and gift wrap not available.Dedication, hard work and love are the key ingredients to a great teacher. Reward your special educator with a thoughtful personalized mug. Glazed ceramic with eye-catching colors inside and out. Hand wash recommended. Microwave safe. State name up to 16 characters/spaces, including all punctuation, exactly as you want it to appear. Ships within standard shipping time.Cat Lovers And Bookworms, Unite! Just like you, she loves getting her paws on a good book! Resin kitty figure with the look of hand-carved wood is the purr-fect desk accessory or bookshelf sitter. About 4.75"H.Add night life to any dorm room, deck, bedroom, ballroom, or even your basement! Rotating DJ party light fits standard light sockets and lamps to create a fun display of colorful lights. Perfect for ceiling lights, desk lamps, floor lamps, and more! No batteries required--just install in existing light fixture to get the party started. 6.25" x 2.75". ETL®-listed.Our black tee reads: Being cremated is my last hope for a SMOKIN' HOT BODY. 100% cotton. Imported.Our blue tee reads: Who left the Bag of Idiots open? 100% cotton. Imported.Whether you're looking for a gag gift or just want to have some laughs, canned flatulence is the perfect answer. Includes 6 super-satisfying fart sounds--just press the button on top to fart, er, START the fun. 5" x 3" x 2". Uses 2 AAA batteries, not included.Red 100% cotton jersey boxers have an elastic waist and single button fly. Happy campers warm his "bear" bottom. Available in 3 sizes: MD, LG, XL.Share a glass and raise a toast to your favorite fruit of the vine! Boxed set of 2 stemless 15-oz. wine glasses are printed with slogans to which every wine lover can attest. The versatile shape makes them great for cocktails, appetizers, desserts, or as an impromptu vase or tea light holder. 4" x 2.5".Grandmas love to watch their beautiful garden grow, as each grandchild blooms where they are planted. Design greets her each morning on an 11-ounce white ceramic mug. State up to 6 names, up to 12 spaces each. Ships within standard shipping time.You'll be off to a good start when you enjoy your morning beverage in this 16-oz. ceramic mug! Features a day-brightening sentiment, plus a spill-resistant sipping lid and non-skid rubber bottom to lessen the chance of accidents that could ruin your day! Hand wash.Ceramic salt & pepper shakers are a cute addition to your summertime dining, picnic table, tailgate get-together, camping spread, etc. Approx. 3" tall.Chihuahua Shakes His Maracas And Sings "La Bamba!" Aye, caramba--this talented plush chihuahua does it all! Press his paw to hear him sing the 60's hit, "La Bamba," while he shakes his maracas and sways his body to the beat. Even his mouth is synchronized to the music! Dressed in a sateen mariachi outfit, he's 12" of authentic south-of-the-border entertainment! With on/off switch; includes 3 AA batteries.Rectangular toss pillow brightens any corner, just like a ray of sunshine! Familiar song lyrics screenprinted on both sides in lemony yellow on neutral beige. 100% cotton cover, with 100% polyester fiberfill. 15" x 9". Spot clean only. US made.It's the camping life for you and your crew! All-weather 100% polyester garden flag printed on front side only measures 12.5" x 18". Opening is approx. 2" and fits most garden flag stakes, not included. State name up to 12 spaces. ("The" and "Family" are always included and do not count toward your personalization.) Ships within standard shipping time.He reigns over the flames, serving the tastiest of dishes to those hungry throngs! Full-length 65/36 cotton/poly blend apron is customized with his name in the crown, and features multiple pockets for storage, matching fabric ties, and an adjustable neck strap for best fit. 20" x 30". State name up to 12 spaces. Ships within standard shipping time.Do you have, or are you, a trophy spouse? Go for a winning look in a 100% cotton T-shirt with loving cup graphics on rich purple for her. Imported. State name up to 16 spaces. Allow 2-3 weeks.Every man's motto, printed on wood box sign that just calls out for a spot in the man cave, shop, or garage! Unique graphics and textures give it a rugged appearance. Keyhole drilled and ready to hang; can also stand alone. 11" x 7.5" x 1.5".Been there, got whacked with that! Raise your hand if your spoon-wielding mom made you who you are today. Wooden spoon survivor T-shirt is tan with brown caption and design; personalized version is ash gray with black caption and design. For personalized version, state name up to 11 spaces. 100% cotton. Imported. Ships within standard shipping time.He's one silly clown who just won't stay down! Inflate this vinyl pal, fill bottom with sand or water, then let him have it! Fun exercise activity for ages 5+ (and not a single battery required!) 42" tall.Who doesn't enjoy a good game of Go Fish? Each sock features the black cat on one side and his tail on the reverse. Knee length; 60/38/2 cotton/polyester/spandex blend. One size fits most adults. Imported.Simple and elegant in design, heartfelt in sentiment. Ceramic globe with a lovely verse inscribed on the front holds your tealight to help keep the memory of a loved one near. Topped with a beautifully handcrafted metal flower cap. About 5"H x 5" dia. Tealight not included.
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