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Riddle: What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? What is it?

What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? What is it?

Riddle: What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? What is it?

Answer: A die (dice)

Riddle: Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet.

Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet.
Why?

Riddle: Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet.

Answer: One was bald.

Riddle: Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother — how many children does Mary have?

Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother — how many children does Mary have?

Answer: Five. Each daughter has the same single brother.

Riddle: Which weighs more: a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?

Which weighs more: a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?”
Answer: They weigh the same

Riddle: What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?

What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?

Answer: Wrong

Joke: Teacher: What is the shortest month?

Teacher: What is the shortest month?
Pupil: May, it only has three letters.

Joke: What did one math book say to the other?

What did one math book say to the other?
Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!

Joke: Teacher: Didn’t you hear me call you? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!

Teacher: Didn’t you hear me call you?
Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!

Joke: Why did the children eat their homework?

Why did the children eat their homework?
Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Joke: Broken pencil

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it’s pointless

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