Thank goodness it was a soft drink.
easy to mold, cut, compress, or fold; not hard or firm to the touch.
a nonalcoholic drink, especially one that is carbonated.
A waist of time.
Definitions of waste of time
the devotion of time to a useless activity
Definitions of waist
the part of the human body below the ribs and above the hips.
So why does every bank have so many branches?
Branch (banking) – A branch is a retail location where a bank offers a wide array of face-to-face and automated services to its customers.
Tree branch is a woody structural member connected to but not part of the central trunk of a tree.
Because they’re always stuffed.
stuffed – to have consumed food in such a large quantity that you feel your stomach is very full
stuffed – filled tightly with something
synonyms: fill, pack, pad, upholster
This jokester at a shopping centre took this sign to its world, by actually ‘falling’ into the line
A flip-flop-clad comedian who grabbed this opportunity for a joke with both arms open
This sign is either a slight mistranslation or an attempt at metaphorical wordplay, but at least one visitor took it literally
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