Jokes

Joke: What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

Joke: What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake. Definition: milkshake a cold drink made of milk, a...

Joke: What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?

Joke: What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A...

Joke: Just burned 2,000 calories

Joke: Just burned 2,000 calories

Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap. Definition: “burn calories”...

Joke: The future, the present and the past walked into a bar

Joke: The future, the present and the past walked into a bar

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense. Verbs come in three...

Joke: What’s red and moves up and down?

Joke: What’s red and moves up and down?

What’s red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Joke: Sleeping comes so naturally to me

Joke: Sleeping comes so naturally to me

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. If you can do something with...

Joke: Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

Joke: Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming. Definition: “time consuming” – taking a lot of...

Joke: I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang

Joke: I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. Come back can mean...

Joke: What’s the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?

Joke: What’s the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of...

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