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Funny Quote of the Day Game

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Joke: If big elephants have big trunks, do small elephants have suitcases?

If big elephants have big trunks, do small elephants have suitcases?
trunk
suitcase

Definitions of trunk

1. the main stem of a tree, as distinct from the branches and roots.
2. a large, sturdy box or chest for holding or transporting clothes, personal effects, or other articles.
3. a large compartment, usually in the rear of an automobile, in which luggage, a spare tire, and other articles may be kept.
4. the body of a person or an animal excluding the head and limbs; torso.

Joke: A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke

Thank goodness it was a soft drink.

A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke

Definitions:
soft
easy to mold, cut, compress, or fold; not hard or firm to the touch.

soft drink
a nonalcoholic drink, especially one that is carbonated.

Joke: What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch attached to it?

A waist of time.

A waist of time.

Definitions of waste of time
the devotion of time to a useless activity

Definitions of waist
the part of the human body below the ribs and above the hips.

Joke: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?

There’s no point.

Meaning of There’s no point idiom (Point in the sense of “purpose”).
If you try to do something, it’s not going to work.

Joke: Money doesn’t grow on trees, right?

Money doesn’t grow on trees, right?

So why does every bank have so many branches?

Branch (banking) – A branch is a retail location where a bank offers a wide array of face-to-face and automated services to its customers.

Tree branch is a woody structural member connected to but not part of the central trunk of a tree.

Joke: Why don’t teddy bears ever order dessert?

Why don’t teddy bears ever order dessert.

Because they’re always stuffed.

stuffed – to have consumed food in such a large quantity that you feel your stomach is very full

stuffed – filled tightly with something
synonyms: fill, pack, pad, upholster
“stuffing pillows”

English is a stupid language

English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

English is a stupid language

Yes, English can be weird

Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though

English is a funny language

English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway.

we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway

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