Puns

Joke: The optimist sees the glass half full

Joke: The optimist sees the glass half full

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely...

Joke: I tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggage.

Joke: I tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggage.

I tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.

Joke: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Joke: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Time flies like an arrow. Definition: fly (verb) – to move through the air or through outer space. Like (preposition)...

Joke: How do trees access the internet?

Joke: How do trees access the internet?

How do trees access the internet? They log on. Definition: log a part of the trunk or a large branch...

Joke: Why don’t programmers like nature?

Joke: Why don’t programmers like nature?

Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. Definition: A software bug is an error, flaw, failure or...

Joke: Where do frogs deposit their money?

Joke: Where do frogs deposit their money?

Where do frogs deposit their money? In a river bank. Definition:”river bank” In geography, the word bank generally refers to...

Joke: What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Joke: What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus. Definition: big plus something...

Joke: Don’t spell part backwards.

Joke: Don’t spell part backwards.

Don’t spell “part” backwards. It’s a trap. Definition: “trap” a device or enclosure designed to catch and retain animals, typically...

Joke: What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

Joke: What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake. Definition: milkshake a cold drink made of milk, a...

Joke: What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?

Joke: What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A...

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