Riddle: What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? What is it?
What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? What is it?
Answer: A die (dice)
Riddle: Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet.
Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet.
Why?
Answer: One was bald.
Riddle: Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother — how many children does Mary have?
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother — how many children does Mary have?
Answer: Five. Each daughter has the same single brother.
Riddle: Which weighs more: a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
Which weighs more: a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?”
Answer: They weigh the same
Riddle: What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
Answer: Wrong
Joke: Teacher: What is the shortest month?
Teacher: What is the shortest month?
Pupil: May, it only has three letters.
Joke: What did one math book say to the other?
What did one math book say to the other?
Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
Joke: Teacher: Didn’t you hear me call you? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!
Teacher: Didn’t you hear me call you?
Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!
Joke: Why did the children eat their homework?
Why did the children eat their homework?
Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Joke: Broken pencil
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it’s pointless
