riddles

What was General Washington’s favorite tree?

Answer: The infantry!

Presidents’ Day Jokes, Riddles

What was the most popular dance in 1776?

Answer: Indepen-dance.

Presidents’ Day Jokes, Riddles

What rock group has four guys who don’t sing?

Answer: Mount Rushmore!

Presidents’ Day Jokes, Riddles

Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?

Answer: He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill.

Presidents’ Day Jokes and Riddles

Which one of Santa’s reindeer can be seen on Valentine’s Day?

Answer: Cupid

What did the rabbit say to his Valentine?
Answer: You’re no bunny ’til some bunny loves you!

What did the cat say to his Valentine?

Answer: You’re purr-fect for me!

What did the bat say to his Valentine?

Answer: You’re fun to hang around with!

What did the elephant say to his Valentine?

Answer: I love you tons!