riddles

Riddle: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?

What was General Washington’s favorite tree?

Answer: The infantry!

Presidents’ Day Jokes, Riddles

Riddle: What was the most popular dance in 1776?

What was the most popular dance in 1776?

Answer: Indepen-dance.

Presidents’ Day Jokes, Riddles

Riddle: What rock group has four guys who don’t sing?

What rock group has four guys who don’t sing?

Answer: Mount Rushmore!

Presidents’ Day Jokes, Riddles

Riddle: Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?

Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?

Answer: He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill.

Presidents’ Day Jokes and Riddles

Riddle: Which one of Santa’s reindeer can be seen on Valentine’s Day?

Which one of Santa’s reindeer can be seen on Valentine’s Day?

Answer: Cupid

Riddle: What did the rabbit say to his Valentine?

What did the rabbit say to his Valentine?
Answer: You’re no bunny ’til some bunny loves you!

Riddle: What did the cat say to his Valentine?

What did the cat say to his Valentine?

Answer: You’re purr-fect for me!

Riddle: What did the bat say to his Valentine?

What did the bat say to his Valentine?

Answer: You’re fun to hang around with!

Riddle: What did the elephant say to his Valentine?

What did the elephant say to his Valentine?

Answer: I love you tons!

Riddle: I turn once, what is out will not get in. I turn again, what is in will not get out. What am I?

I turn once, what is out will not get in. I turn again, what is in will not get out. What am I?

Answer: A key

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