Riddle: When you need me, you throw me away. But when you’re done with me, you bring me back.
When you need me, you throw me away. But when you’re done with me, you bring me back.
What am I?
Answer: An anchor.
Riddle: What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Answer: Your name.
Riddle: I am not alive, but I grow; I don’t have lungs, but I need air; I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me.
I am not alive, but I grow; I don’t have lungs, but I need air; I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Answer: Fire.
Riddle: You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?
You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?
Answer: What stairs? You live in a one-story house.
Riddle: What did the bee say to the flower?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Answer: Hello, honey!
Riddle: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?
What was General Washington’s favorite tree?
Answer: The infantry!
Presidents’ Day Jokes, Riddles
Riddle: What was the most popular dance in 1776?
What was the most popular dance in 1776?
Answer: Indepen-dance.
Presidents’ Day Jokes, Riddles
Riddle: What rock group has four guys who don’t sing?
What rock group has four guys who don’t sing?
Answer: Mount Rushmore!
Presidents’ Day Jokes, Riddles
Riddle: Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?
Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?
Answer: He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill.
Presidents’ Day Jokes and Riddles
Riddle: Which one of Santa’s reindeer can be seen on Valentine’s Day?
Which one of Santa’s reindeer can be seen on Valentine’s Day?
Answer: Cupid
