Riddle: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?
What was General Washington’s favorite tree?
Answer: The infantry!
Presidents’ Day Jokes, Riddles
What was General Washington’s favorite tree?
Answer: The infantry!
Presidents’ Day Jokes, Riddles
What was the most popular dance in 1776?
Answer: Indepen-dance.
Presidents’ Day Jokes, Riddles
What rock group has four guys who don’t sing?
Answer: Mount Rushmore!
Presidents’ Day Jokes, Riddles
Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?
Answer: He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill.
Presidents’ Day Jokes and Riddles
Which one of Santa’s reindeer can be seen on Valentine’s Day?
Answer: Cupid
What did the rabbit say to his Valentine?
Answer: You’re no bunny ’til some bunny loves you!
What did the cat say to his Valentine?
Answer: You’re purr-fect for me!
What did the bat say to his Valentine?
Answer: You’re fun to hang around with!
What did the elephant say to his Valentine?
Answer: I love you tons!
I turn once, what is out will not get in. I turn again, what is in will not get out. What am I?
Answer: A key