Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
Answer: None. He has three sisters
When I’m ripe, I’m green, when you eat me, I’m red, and when you spit me out, I’m black. What am I?
Answer: A watermelon
Why did the citrus tree go to the hospital?
Answer: Lemon-aid
What kind of poultry is always going to the bathroom?
Answer: Chick peas
What kind of vegetables are the most fun at parties?
Answer: Fungi
What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?
Answer: Eat and ate
Which of the following words don’t belong in the group and why? CORSET, COSTER, SECTOR, ESCORT, COURTS
Answer: Courts. All of the others are anagrams of each other
I have four legs, but no hair. People ride me for hours, but don’t go anywhere. Without needing to be tugged or turned on, I always manage to be ready for work. What am I?
Answer: A desk
When I’m used, I’m useless. Once offered, soon rejected. In desperation, I’m often expressed. What am I?
Answer: An excuse
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